The Few Society

i’m probably going to hell in every religion

$39.95

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“i'm probably going to hell in every religion” statement T-shirt. For a sense of humour that refuses to pick a side.

Printed on the back with a completely plain front. Made from 100% cotton at 220 GSM, with a regular unisex fit. Choose true white or black, then use the garment measurements in the size guide to select your fit.

Materials & care

100% cotton · 220 gsm (6.5 oz). Unisex regular fit, round neck and regular short sleeves. Statement printed on the back; the front is completely plain.

Machine wash at 30°C on a gentle cycle. Do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Iron on low heat, avoiding the print. Do not dry clean.

Size & fit
The regular statement tee

YOUR FIT. YOUR WAY.

Unisex regular fit · 100% cotton · 220 GSM

ABCD

Measure a tee you love.

  1. A · LengthShoulder/collar seam to the bottom hem.
  2. B · ShoulderAcross the back, from one sleeve-join seam to the other.
  3. C · Chest widthArmpit to armpit, with the tee lying flat. This is width, not chest circumference.
  4. D · SleeveShoulder seam to the sleeve cuff.
Garment measurements · centimetres
MeasureXSSMLXL2XL
A Length656769717375
B Shoulder444648505254
C Chest (flat width)49.551.553.555.557.559.5
D Sleeve length19.720.220.721.221.722.2

Allow 1–3 cm (0.4–1.2 in) variation from manual measurement and production. Compare garment measurements with a tee you already like.

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The fabric

100% cotton.

The weight

220 GSM fabric. GSM describes the fabric weight per square metre.

The fit

Regular unisex fit. Compare the chest width and length with a tee you already love.

The statement

Statement printed on the back. The front stays plain.

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The regular statement tee

YOUR FIT. YOUR WAY.

Unisex regular fit · 100% cotton · 220 GSM

ABCD

Measure a tee you love.

  1. A · LengthShoulder/collar seam to the bottom hem.
  2. B · ShoulderAcross the back, from one sleeve-join seam to the other.
  3. C · Chest widthArmpit to armpit, with the tee lying flat. This is width, not chest circumference.
  4. D · SleeveShoulder seam to the sleeve cuff.
Garment measurements · centimetres
MeasureXSSMLXL2XL
A Length656769717375
B Shoulder444648505254
C Chest (flat width)49.551.553.555.557.559.5
D Sleeve length19.720.220.721.221.722.2

Allow 1–3 cm (0.4–1.2 in) variation from manual measurement and production. Compare garment measurements with a tee you already like.

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